5:00: oh boy Chinese food
5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food
5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food
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Go to a coffee shop. Sit by the bar with the glass windows and look out. Look at all the people running to catch a train. All the girls with one too many shopping bags. All the couples too in love to care. Then you’ll see it - a bit of yourself in everyone. And somehow, sitting alone in a coffee shop had never felt so good.
note to self (via itcuddles)
IF ALL U CONSUME IS FAST FOOD, AIN’T NO WAY IN HELL I’M SWALLOWIN THAT SEWAGE WATER U CALL NUT. I WAS SUCKING THIS BOY’S DICK THE OTHER DAY AND HIS NUT TASTED SOOOO TERRIBLE. I DRAGGED HIM AND TOLD HIM TO EAT A PINEAPPLE. IF U EAT FAST FOOD, U BETTER NUT ON THESE TITTIES CUZ U AIN’T NUTTIN IN THIS MOUFFFFF. FUCK OUTTA HERE. ASK HIM WHAT HIS DIET IS LIKE BEFORE U SLOB ON THE DICK MA. SAVE YA SELF THE HEARTACHE.
REBLOG AND SAVE A LIFE.
I want to take good photos. Drink dark coffee. And travel the world.
Nina H. (via awkwarddly)
- dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
- me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
- me: *takes sip*
- me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started
i imagine getting my own place all the time and going down to the grocery store early in the morning before everyone else and to the coffee shop and having a really small place with wide windows and lots of plants and shelves of books and a tiny kitchen where i can make tea and noodles and a bed with a pile of blankets and just a place i can make uniquely my own or maybe a place i could share with someone but i just think about this place a lot idk
me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace
me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building
poor people: *buy food*
rich people: if you’re poor then why are you buying things :) you should be eating rocks